No one 
quite knows what to make of what Gen Kayani said the other day. Not even
 whether it was meant as advice or warning; and whether it was 
exclusively directed at the media and the judiciary; or he was also 
taking a swipe at the regime. 
But what we can say with certainty is that
 his words did not have a soldierly ring. He sounded like a politician. 
Moreover it seemed he was all charged up to say something but then 
thought better of it, and preferred we read his speech between the 
lines. Resultantly, confusion prevailed.
One critic 
felt he should not have spoken at all. In his view, the COAS would have 
been better off informing the defence ministry of his gripes. Of course,
 that’s ridiculous, considering that the COAS only reports to God.
If
 Kayani’s intention was to dispense some free and timely advice, he was 
being naive. Advice is seldom welcome and those who need it most like it
 the least. At best they will listen respectfully and then go away and 
do the exact opposite. That’s in essence what our anchors did and what 
the judges may do. As for the government, they appear relieved the 
military has someone else in their sights, for a change.
And
 if Kayani meant his words as a warning, they have fallen on deaf ears. 
No one is scared any longer. All he did was to get the judges riled up, 
and so too the media. The awam too were not impressed. However much 
Kayani may say he wants democracy to succeed and the law and 
constitution to prevail, no one really believes him. The army, after 
all, is a poor training ground for democracy.
I became 
aware of our irreconcilable civil-military antagonism when I was 
summoned by Benazir Bhutto and instructed by her to tell the then army 
chief that he should decline a speaking invitation because the subject 
of his talk-”Why democracy is important for Third World countries” – was
 not one on which an army chief should speak.
When I 
remonstrated, saying that surely that’s what any democratic government 
would like to hear from an army chief, Benazir shot back, “Such topics 
do not concern an army man whose job is exclusively to defend the 
borders of this country and not make speeches on political subjects.” 
“But,
 surely, Prime Minister,” I persisted, “that’s in a normal country and 
not one with a record for military takeover’s such as ours. By 
supporting democracy will not the COAS be saying what you also so dearly
 believe?”
Benazir cut me off, adding sternly, “Do what I am telling you to do.”
I
 did and, not surprisingly, the army chief was nonplussed. I told him I 
was as surprised as he was and the only reason I could think of was that
 BB had a bee in her bonnet about the army sounding off on politics. 
That was only partly true because I don’t recall BB complaining when the
 army intervened against politicians on the other side of the political 
divide.
I left the COAS feeling a little sorry for him, 
considering that he had already accepted the invitation, which was an 
annual event.
I reported back on our conversation to BB, 
adding the COAS was mulling over her request. At which point, implying I
 had failed in my mission, BB summoned the then defence secretary, an 
accomplished and experienced civil servant, and charged him with the 
task. No sooner had she informed him what she wanted him to convey to 
the COAS, he replied, “Of course, I agree, absolutely, entirely, 
completely, totally...,” and that she should not worry because the 
matter would be resolved in a jiffy. I watched, mouth agape, considering
 that a second or so earlier, as I was ushering him in, he had asked me 
why he had been summoned at midnight and, when informed, nodded 
vigorously and seemed to agree with my view. Out of the corner of my 
eye, I saw BB looking at me, as if to say, “see, that’s how you should 
have reacted.”
While I have no idea what impact the 
episode had on the COAS, I do know that a while later the same COAS sat 
between me and the prime minister at an official lunch cheerfully making
 conversation even as the president, with the COAS’s support and 
backing, was signing the order dismissing BB’s government at midnight of
 the same day.
It’s a pity we have to go through this 
charade in different eras. The fact is the military does not have the 
right, but it certainly has the might to interfere and will exercise 
that might from time to time – notwithstanding tiresome soliloquies to 
the contrary from judges or politicians, especially if the government 
does not govern and if the military’s fighting abilities or morale is 
being adversely affected.
Anyway, all political questions 
are at bottom only questions of might, especially in our part of the 
world. Hence, to expect the military to merely sit on the fence as a 
disinterested party, but never get off as things go from bad to worse is
 being unrealistic.
The military is the most powerful 
political party in the country and a coalition partner of every 
government. They have the casting vote, and while most of us think 
that’s unfortunate, the populace do not, judging by their reactions 
every time the army has intervened. On those occasions, to say nothing 
of the awam, even opposition politicians are out distributing sweets. 
And this state of affairs will continue till we have a government that 
performs halfway decently in office, enjoys a modicum of public respect 
and is sensitive to the concerns of the military. While the current 
regime scores full marks on the last count, on the other two it scores 
zero.
Wailing about why we can’t be like India or Turkey 
is futile. The answer is simple. Had 60 percent of the Indian army 
comprised officers and men from five districts of one province of India 
they would have had a coup long ago. And even though the Indian army 
does not, Indira Gandhi was nevertheless able to (illegally) declare an 
emergency in the mid-seventies and rule by fiat. And she only relented 
to hold elections because she thought she would win.
As 
for Turkey, it is still basically touch and go there, notwithstanding 
the impressive economic performance of the current government and its 
popularity. The true test for Turkey will come when socio-economic 
indicators are headed south and the people are out on the streets 
demanding jobs and an end to corruption and the growing disparity 
between the rich and the poor. It’s then when the army’s regard for the 
constitution will be tested; and whether the people’s love of democracy 
is as strong in good times as it is in bad.
Frankly, 
Pakistan is really no place for legal or democracy purists. Dotting the 
i’s and crossing the t’s of laws; nitpicking about this or that word of 
the constitution and what is the right interpretation only interests 
lawyers. So, too, asking whether the powers that be are the powers that 
ought to be. Besides, to what end? We’ve tried both lots, the military 
and the politicians, and it’s a case of six of one and half-a-dozen of 
the other. And, there is more bad news: the tsunami is weakening and 
rather than huge waves a few ripples are what pundits say we can expect 
at best.
The writer is a former ambassador. Email: charles123it@hotmail.com